Mrs. Cohen, Mrs.
Levy, and Mrs. Lefkovitz are discussing their sons. Mrs Cohen says, Now my Sheldon, what a man! A world famous lawyer, he is, with big shot clients, a
mansion in Beverly Hills, a summer home in Hawaii. He has a beautiful wife, and everything a man could want in the world. Mrs. Levy says, That's nice. Lemmie tell you about my son Johnathan. He is a doctor, a world-famous researcher. He travels across the world on conferences, talks, lectures. He was nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine. What a man!Mrs. Lefkowitz says, My Hershel, he's an engineer. Now, he makes maybe $35,000 a year, and he's not famous. But his Pee Pee is so long, you can line up ten pigeons in a row on it.The ladies
sip their tea for a while. Then, Mrs. Cohen says, Actually, I got a
confession to make. Sheldon's an up-and-coming lawyer in Los Angeles, but he doesn't have a mansion or a summer home. He's a bright young man with a good future.Mrs. Levy says: Well, I got a confession too. Johnathan is a good doctor, and he got his share of scholarships, but a Nobel prizewinner, he isn't. They all look expectantly at Mrs. Lefkowitz.Well, all right, I'll tell the truth too. The last bird gotta stand on one leg.
